Michael Bates
Michael Bates Archives

Mike Bates has written a weekly column of opinion - or nonsense, depending on your viewpoint - since 1985 for the (southwest suburban Chicago) Reporter Newspapers. Additionally, his articles have appeared in the Congressional Record, the Chicago Tribune, the Chicago Sun-Times and the Mensa Journal. Mike retired from his "real" job at 50, thus giving him greater opportunity to annoy Leftists and work on his comb over, not necessarily in that order. As a lad, he distributed Goldwater campaign literature and since then has steadily moved further to the Right.  He is the author of "Right Angles and Other Obstinate Truths."

 

Below is a sampling of his work – to read more of Mike’s work, visit his website,My Side of the Swamp.  

The Pilgrims, Thanksgiving and the Common Good
Judging Clarence Thomas
Obama, Pizza, and the Forgotten Man
Oprah Finds Answers Aren't So Simple
Homeless for Hillary No Occident
A Biting Assessment of Socialized Medicine
Liberals Rush to Ban Rush
Candidates Try to Keep 'em Laughing
Still Selma After All These Years
Recalling the Indispensable Senator No
Even Oprah Can't Save Obama
Verbal Blunders: Not just for kids
Another Law We Don't Need
Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Just Pander
Obama is Out to Clean Up
Of Justice and the Fullness of Hearts
Green Acres: Welfare for the wealthy -- and dead
Larry Flynt: Democratic Moralist
Valenti an LBJ Stalwart Until the End
The Declaration of Independence, 2007
Mrs. Clinton Discovers Women With Needs
Redemption is Divine (and so quick!)
Giving New Meaning to Working the Polls
Ripping Off Old Folks, But for a Good Cause
Joe McCarthy: Gone but certainly not forgotten
Welfare Queen Welcomed at the White House
Packing Heat Can Save Lives
Hillary, aka Senator Clinton, Plays the Name Game
Imus' Selective Acts of Contrition
Mr. McAuliffe's Excellent Adventures
Searching for the Great Right Hope
Besieged Bush Can Stop the Nonsense
Policy Makers Look to the Stars
Mrs. Clinton Endorses Gay Adoption, Quietly
Suze Orman is an Expert on What?
Britney versus Jefferson: No contest
One Reason So Many Senators Crave the Presidency
For Some, Super Bowl Ad Was Nothing to Snicker About
The Initial Obama Obstacle is Relative
New Congress is a Mirthful Majority
Class Struggle Rhetoric Obscures the Truth
Lollapelosi Diverts Attention From Democrat Mischief
John Edwards and Universal Health Care
Psychic Predictions for the New Year
Scrooge a Man for Our Times
Cupid Can Strike at Any Age
Mr. Claus Goes to Washington
Lights! Camera! Reverend Al!
Chairman-in-waiting Rangel Feels a Draft
Jonestown Tragedy Had Liberal Roots
Senator Obama Hits a Speed Bump
Republicans Had Their Chance and Blew it
Hillary Stuck Between Barack and a Hard Place
What a Democratic Victory Will Mean
A Forgiveness That's Out of This World
Congress Gave Tacit OK to Page Abuse
Death by Chocolate, at Taxpayer Expense
How Much Good Will Have We Squandered?
OK, Buster, get in that La-Z-Boy
It Must be a Conspiracy
The State of the Unions, 2006
Hillary May Have to Hide Her Brothers
Summertime and the Politicos are Prowling
Democrats Head for Deja Vu all Over Again
So Many Sensitivities, So Little Time
She's Ready For Her Close-up Now
Bring Back Literacy Tests
The Pope, Richard Speck and the Death Penalty
A Young Boy Serves a Life Sentence
Bishop Announces What the Gay Agenda is
Barack to the Future: Is there any there, there?
The Ultimate Epithet in the Liberal Lexicon
A Real Confidence Builder for Geezers
MySpace Isn't a Cyber Place For Everyone
Ready or Not, Here Comes Hillary
Floyd Patterson a Gentle Man in a Violent World
Biden Proves He's a Man of His Word
Oprah blends confusion with compassion
American Flag Appropriated by Illegal Immigrants
Miss McKinney Regrets - But Won’t Apologize
Hillary Has Her Come-to-Jesus Moment
For Leftists, Junk Science ‘R Us
Barney Fife and the Way Things Were
Kids Say the Darndest PC Things
When Placing Blame, One Size Fits All
Handwringing Over Government Intrusion Rings False
The ACLU - What War on Christmas?
Part of JFK’s Legacy Lingers in Baghdad
Keeping John Lennon in Perspective
Murrow, McCarthy and the Media
Veterans Day Should Be a Time For Gratitude
Is Halloween Just a Yankee Doodle Celebration?
Walgreens: Let the (Gay) Games Begin
A Year After Election, Obama is Still a Superstar
Washington’s Adventures in Advertising
This Week, Dubya Disappointed
Disasters Drive Home Basic Truths
Ward and June Have Left the Expletive Deleted Building
An American Tragedy in Black and White
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